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Help Wanted in OT Jokes. medic8r and I have been trading favorite bumper stickers. Pathetic!
These were the first words spoken on last night's 11pm news, no lie. I'm sure many of you can do better than reality.
"Four off-duty policemen, a stripper and her body guard..."
Complete the sentence?
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Then, we're all temps. Can one be a temp all the time or is that oxymoronic?
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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A bit soiled from years in and out of dumpsters, but...
Three engineers are dicussing God.
Chemical Engineer: He must have been one of us. When you get down to it, it's all amino acids and chemical reactions.
Electrical Engineer: No, no. He must have been an electrical engineer. Messages are sent around the body by electrical impulses, brain synapses, muscle function, all of it.
Civil Engineer: Nah, nah. Definitley civil. You try organizing so many things to provide so much simultaneous function.
Chemical Engineer: Actually, I think he's correct. Only a Civil Engineer would run a waste water facility right through the middle of an amusement park.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Moreover, there's a toxic waste dump just around the corner!
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Cat Yodeling TutorialSorry. Couldn't resist.
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"Kiss me one more time, buddy, and someone's going to lose a face."
*********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose
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"Kiss me one more time, buddy, and someone's going to lose a face." LoL. What he said.
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When it comes to Facebook, I often feel like Stan's last comment. South Park, Why won't you be friends with Grandma?
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