Re: The Official Shoutbox Thread
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What a bunch of maudlin sissies! Boo-hoo, my folks are selling the place I always called "home."
If you ask me, you're both lucky that your folks didn't thrown you out of "the place I always called home" when you were 12!
I can't "know" it but, I can "feel" what terrible children you were.
I have to go to work now, but would you do me favor while I'm away today? Grow up!
(I know, I know, that REALLY oughta end with an emoticon, but I can't find one for: "No, pussies, I really mean it.")
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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I'm pretty sure that the emoticon you're looking for is an extended middle finger?
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WOW, Bob. Your childhood really must have been miserable.
Jack
"People generally quarrel because they cannot argue." - G. K. Chesterton
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I've been Bobified! FINALLY !
Just like being made fun of on SNL, you haven't truly made it until you've been called out by Bob. I feel better now.
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Ah, I remember that day when Bob told me I was going to cut my arm off with my table saw. So refreshing!
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bibere usque ad hilaritatem
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Bob hasn't publicly made fun of me yet!
::Runs away crying::
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I've been Bobified! FINALLY ! Well ... uh ... usually a fella keeps that to himself, but if you're the kind to kiss and tell, I guess there's no stopping you in this day and age of social media and whatnot. Let me guess, next somebody will "accidentally" release the tape. We know it was you that did it in your quest to be a star.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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WOW!! That was REALLY fun!
It is a monstrous release to say such horrible things to or about people you actually like and respect---or even people for whom you have no feelings at all, but I wouldn't publicly say that about Mark and Tom, well, not here, in this post.
Seriously, Cam & Murph, it must be a drag to see the family home get sold. And both of you have very tightknit families, just like the old Irish clans that you don't know you still belong to. It was where you grew up and learned how to do bad things and not get caught. That alone must make it dear to you. (Now THAT sentence, I DO mean!)
Jack, I was adopted outta foster care and couldn't have gotten luckier. My sister (also adopted) and I had over 40 cousins. We knew as school children that each of our parents was the glue in their families (7 for Mom, 5 for Dad), and that we got the best of the lot. We were the only ones to go to college and grad school. Lucky, indeed!
They were always supportive and encouraging, academically and otherwise. They lived with a rock band in the bsmt for 4 years.
Most of all, they provided me with a firm foundation from which to launch my fake attacks w/o notice! Thanks for asking.
Edit: Before anyone goes thinking all "Bostony and Beacon Hilly," I grew up in a blue collar 'hood. My Mom took in sewing and my Dad opened the doors on the subway. Ahh, from such humble beginnings to this! Pathetic, pathetic.
Last edited by BobKay; 04/07/14 10:15 PM.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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BAHAHAHA! I can't believe you guys thought Bobby was serious. I got a good laugh from that, my friend .
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