Upgrade Your CD's now!!!
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Since some people hear have complained about their axiom's making their cd's sound bad. i have found this link to help you and anyone else who wants to upgrade there cd's.
I WANT TO UPGRADE MY CD's
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Re: Upgrade Your CD's now!!!
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Great find!
and here's an upgrade for your cables:
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What will they think of next? Ear upgrades?
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If ya find the ear upgrade let me know
Rick
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Re: Upgrade Your CD's now!!!
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If you're dumb enough to buy these things... My god, I wonder how many sales these con artists have made.
And then there's the "Ultra Tweeter" which reportedly operates "above 1 GHz" in the "microwave band." Is it just me, or is the aperture on that piece of wooden crap TOO SMALL to permit microwaves to pass through it? These people should be put in jail.
Last edited by kcarlile; 02/16/05 03:31 AM.
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You obviously didn't read carefully. "Rather than produce acoustic energy, as one might expect, Ultra Tweeters actually organize and improve the energy flow in signal conductors, making the audio system perform more efficiently and synergistically."
M60ti, VP180, QS8, M2ti, EP500, PC-Plus 20-39 M5HP, M40ti, Sierra-1 LFR1100 active, ADA1500-4 and -8
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But microwaves could not actually emerge from the thing. How would it work, even if their theory was even marginally correct?
I like the elves in the M60s theory better.
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Ahh, you miss the subtle genius. Microwaves do not emit from the thing. Microwaves emit from the conductors because the thing is there.
Try not to think about how microwaves improve your bass response.
I assume it uses the same non-contact technology as the intelligent chip (CD fixer-upper). Otherwise you wouldn't be able to emit microwaves from... ahem... wood.
Wood ?
I'm having an EXTREMELY difficult time keeping a straight face here.
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No, it comes with "special cables." Presumably the dried vines needed to conduct said microwaves to the wood so it can induce these magical waves from the otherwise crappy sounding $10000 electronics you bought.
It also helps to add $400 wood knobs to the otherwise crappy sounding $6000 volume control you bought.
Seriously. How dumb are people?
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Good point. I only assumed the conductors were metallic. You know what they say... "when you make an assumption you make an ass out of you and umption".
Name that movie.
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