Hey Jake (not to hijack this thread again or anything) have you ever heard of a place called 'Bowden'? I lived there for 5 years when I was a kid, just before we moved to the states. It's not too far from Calgary, but it's TINY! Like 800 people when I lived there (1975 - 1980)...
... carry on.
I drive past it every time I go to see my parents. It hasn't changed much in the 20 yrs I have been heading out that way.