5. Not realizing the girl thought it actually was a relationship after just one date. -Obviously too clingy anyways.
4. Not believing someone when they said, "If you would risk your life skydiving, then I can't risk mine by seeing you." -Obviously a control freak anyways.
3. Not fighting back enough when my buddies rushed into my apartment, politely pre-apologized to my girlfriend then grabbed me by all four limbs, gagged me, and took me on a roadtrip. -Obviously no sense of humor anyways.
2. Explained why my friends nicknamed her "Oscar" because she was too grouchy all the time. -Do I have to explain this one?
1. Laughing with my out loud voice when she asked me when she would be getting the ring. -Obviously she had 'pet rabbit boiler' written all over her.
Best Way I 'almost' blew a relationship:
1. After receiving an obscene, heavy breather call in the middle of the night, I rolled over, passed the phone to my wife and told her "It's for you." -Yup, it was only an 'almost' and that's why she's a keeper.