[BREAKING NEWS]
Prototype Subwoofer shakes Ontario and Quebec.
Axiom's Prototype EP36000P Subwoofer is believed to have caused a 5.5 magnitude earthquake earlier today.
Shortly before the event, a large power drop was detected on the power grid near Dwight, ON causing several homes and businesses to go out of power for a few minutes.
The Prototype device show here below on a clandestinely acquired picture is believed to be powered by a dedicated 90 Terawatt circuit. Its output on a 20hz reference sine-wave is also believed to generate winds of up to 120km/h.
Earlier this week, Axiom employees were seen leaving the test laboratories with serious cases of horizontal hair due.
