If you are an American, you don't qualify for it.
You'de have to give up yor citizenship, leave the country, and then sneak back in the undercarraige of an old no brakes 18 wheeler. Once you have achieved 100% illegal immigrant status, you get full coverage of the medical bills. On your way out of the hospital, they will give you a shower, a new car, a new suit, and the business card of some immigration lawyer in San Diego that will be able to sue the Federal Government for causing that cut you got on your arm while you were hiding under that truck on the way back into the country. By the time you are done, a full compliment of servants will be bringing the food to your table when you invite Michael Moore to dinner in your new ocean side beach house in La Jolla.
Ok... so I exagerated a little. The car is used...
