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GrammarBot's Motor Oil Madness

Take 1 qt 10/40 motor oil.
Simmer in sauce pan on medium heat.
Add in hard copy of last 24 hours of Axiom BBS (must be fresh, never frozen).
Stir occasionally.
Salt and Pepper lightly.

Remove from heat.
Add 2 eggs, 1 cup flour, 1/4 cup jalapeno peppers, 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese. Mix with robotic arm attachment GB-069.

Bake at 350 for 45 minutes in bundt cake pan into shape of Axiom M80.

Cool, slice, you been served.

My wife will wrap a sirloin roast in foil with some garlic cloves, then put it on the BBQ for an hour at a medium low heat, comes out great.

Do you insert the cloves into the meat, or just sort of put them in the foil with?

She inserts them in the meat.

Forgot to add that on occasion she will let the meat marinate for an hour or so with whatever we have in the fridge, I prefer it with just the garlic and a little salt and pepper for taste.

Yeah, my wife generally prefers just the salt and garlic, too.

Thanks!

HomeDad,

Wait a minute! You're the home dad and your wife is the one that prepares the sirloin? Good job, mate! How DO you do it?

Lol, sometimes you have to let the wife think she can do certain things better. I'm not a bad cook, but usually I'll enjoy a meal more if I didn't cook it.

Well, I used Homedad's wife's method with this rub: http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Herb-Rubbed-Sirloin-Tip-Roast/Detail.aspx

It turned out pretty well, except for the fact it was a little too done--I kind of destroyed my probe thermometer early in the process, so I was relying on an instant read jabbed into the meat at various locations at random times. NOTE: If you're using a probe thermometer, don't accidentally touch it to the 600 degree grate! Now to find out if Weber's accessory department will sell me a new probe for less than the cost of the whole widget...

In any case, thanks for the advice! This weekend, it's marinated drumsticks. I'm not sure how I'm going to bbq drumsticks, but that's what my wife bought. Quickly, I imagine.