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Hah, yes, I did have quite a small (yet cute) heinie on my back side when I was a kid.

yeah, heh, sent you a PM. Also nice photos in te other thread of your room.

LOL! What a great thread with some wonderful stories!

Remind me NEVER to stand next to Nick in an electrical storm.

Mary, I don't care if it "girlie" or not, I'm certainly glad you participate here.

I'm 61 years old. Trust me! Nobody, absolutely nobody, reaches that age without being a little flaky around the edges.

You sound like a nice man, maybe you are a wannabe Southern gentleman?

I'm new but am not afraid to tell some dirt: I sucked my thumb until I was in kindergarten, and I was always the hyper grrl. Oh yeah and another thing is that unlike most of my friends I still use "Grrl or grrrl" whereas most of them think it is so 4 years ago. I usually use two rs instead of 3 bc I am a lazy typist!

You can probably tell that I like fashion, if you know that YSL is Yves St Laurent. I have done some small-time modeling but really want to get into design. I guess I will have to move to NY or something later. Anyway, working around fashion people, some skeez is alwaystrying to get you to, you know, take off this or that and get photographed in some state of undress. I've never done it, I mean, hello, I was 16, 17 (now 18.5 but it is flattering, y'know? Ah, the dark underbelly of fashion.

Mark, enough! My incontinence problem is years away. And speakergrrl, watch out for him and some of these other guys, as they are, um, professional photographers [scary music]don don DON![/scary music] Probably a smart move not to give out your email or full name, eh?

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Whenever I want to screw with the mind of a coworker, I sing "The Rainbow Connection", because she is conditioned to cry whenever she hears it (Goes back to some childhood thing).

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LOL! Do you sing it with the Kermit the Frog voice?

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But of course!

And I just discovered this today:

Kermit covers NIN/Cash "Hurt"

I think MarkSJohnson is the weirdest, but I suppose we can all try.

Ummm, I can't think of anything remarkable about myself. Is that weird?

You wanna hear weird. I'll tell ya somefun that happened just today. The Mrs. wanted to go shoppin' for clothes and I ended up buyin' more clothes than she did. That is mighty weird.

I have an awesome mono-brow that runs straight across and part way down my nose. In boot camp my senior drill instructor took one look at me and started yelling “Private you’ve only got one eyebrow! What are you a (expletive deleted) Neanderthal? Marines have two eyebrows! Save it!” Add to that the wispy “Yoda-hair” on my ears and it regularly drives some people crazy.



Dean

I'm 41, single, and havn't been on a date in 14 yrs.
How about it, Mary?