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Soap opera thread!
I see one new patient and
it blows up on me!

Alternatively
There is the path I prefer:
underneath the ribs.

If that path's taken
I know where CV will live
for 10 to 20

Ken is approaching
Post number 9000. Whoa!!!
I'll never catch him.

And now back to our
regularly scheduled fun -
CV's Claire Repor'

This hijack brought to
you courtesy of Amie
the Magnificent!

Wonder Woman, eh?
With her invisible jet
and golden lasso

Let me just tighten that up. "Boys" should not attempt to dance unless they can. The "white boy hip sway" should be the extent of it... anything more and you're in over your head and look like the drunk uncle (druncle) at the wedding.

But that's just me... I prefer to be the guy standing at the table in the leather jacket resting my beer on my belt buckle and remaining an enigma who can be wrestled into a slow dance with the right amount of fluttering eyelashes. I get to keep my cred that way.

Bren R.

No doubt, CV dreams
of one day snagging his own
Wonder Woman, eh?

Just to add my 2 cents...boyfriends like the one described on the very first post (I am just joining the party) are merely a speed bump. My wife, when I first met her, also had a boyfriend what was a "speed bump" in my mind. I treated him as such, paid no attention to him, and basically stole my wife's heart away.

We are now happily married, and I am really glad I had the balls to do what was needed to get her by my side.

The moral of the story is: Boyfriends are speed bumps. Girls like ColLAIRE are begging for a real man to step up and act like a future husband should act like. You think she likes her relationship? She is just there because he is expressing lots of interest, no other reason. If you start asking her out on dates, getting to know her better, that boyfriend will be a thing of the past, and soon you'll be the boyfriend. If you treat her right, you won't be a speed bump for another guy either