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I'll take 50!

Okay, I'm just about done with mine. I burned a copy last night and gave it a listen and I think I'm happy with it. If anyone else is gonna be happy is open for debate. . .

Nevertheless, if you wants a copy, PM me your address and I'll get one to you. You'll be missing out on my weird music if you don't. Plus, you'll get to enjoy songs that cut off on the end because they seamlessly segue into the next song on the original album. Well, not on my CD! I like to build up expectations and then snip them off cleanly!!

And, yes, I still have to buy the shipping crates for these, so hold on.

Operators are standing by. . .

I called your toll-free number and talked to your operator. She said you were a pretty nice boss except for the sexual harassment.

Thank you, I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress! Try the prime rib!

My attorney has advised me not to comment on the sexual harassment line.

There's a sexual harassment line? What's the number? I could use some right about now.

That reminds me--at my old job we sold bait, i.e. worms and frozen fish, and every week the same lady would call and ask if we needed anything. I swear she worked as a phone sex operator in her off time because she had this real breathy sexy voice. Think Marilyn Monroe singing "Happy Birthday" to JFK type of voice. Only she's talking about worms instead.

Very nice. And weird.

Did you tell her about your special worm and how he needed some cheering up?

Again, my attorney advises me to say, "No comment."