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Wasn't it Lego Elevator fans that started that flame war with Negative Orange fans back in January?

I don't know, but I'm sure Charles has the right angled cuts in his foot to prove it!

Ken, you almost made coffee come out my nose! Good one.

Ken joins the fun!

Sean, when Peter said "Hot brown liquid goes in, hot brown liquid comes out" yesterday, that's not what he meant.

Yeah, I wouldn't want that coming out my nose, either.


Talk about serious plumbing problems. . .

I have some surgeon friends who could make that happen for you, no prob!

Then at parties you could play games with people:

"Hey everybody, what am I?!" you'd say, then while your friends are amazed, you answer yourself: "A chocolate soft serve ice cream machine!"

You'd be a huge hit, I just know it.

You could go on "America's Got Talent" with that boob-crushing lady.

I watched a clip of that show with a woman who played the kazoo with her hoohoo.

I don't think it was real.

Weren't the Queefing Kazoos the rockabilly band that got booed off the stage at Bonnaroo just before Negative Orange was set to perform?

There are things I don't need to contemplate, let alone see.