Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
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I just atomized peanut butter all over the screen. I guess if you're going to blow chunks, this is the less upsetting way? Or not?
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
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I knew a guy named "Chunks" in high school.
I think THAT might be the most upsetting way.
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Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
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Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
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So, I should hook up that classmate of mine with Chunks, for research purposes. Got it. I like it when a plan comes together.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
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I knew a guy named "Chunks" in high school. This girl likes calling me "Chuckles." I think she may have a clown fetish.
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Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
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The way to find out is to ask her out and when you go to pick her up, let the other 29 guys get out of the car first.
::::::: No disrespect to Axiom, but my favorite woofer is my yellow lab :::::::
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Ways I have ruined relationships......
5. Not realizing the girl thought it actually was a relationship after just one date. -Obviously too clingy anyways.
4. Not believing someone when they said, "If you would risk your life skydiving, then I can't risk mine by seeing you." -Obviously a control freak anyways.
3. Not fighting back enough when my buddies rushed into my apartment, politely pre-apologized to my girlfriend then grabbed me by all four limbs, gagged me, and took me on a roadtrip. -Obviously no sense of humor anyways.
2. Explained why my friends nicknamed her "Oscar" because she was too grouchy all the time. -Do I have to explain this one?
1. Laughing with my out loud voice when she asked me when she would be getting the ring. -Obviously she had 'pet rabbit boiler' written all over her.
Best Way I 'almost' blew a relationship:
1. After receiving an obscene, heavy breather call in the middle of the night, I rolled over, passed the phone to my wife and told her "It's for you." -Yup, it was only an 'almost' and that's why she's a keeper.
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Nice almost.
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Ways I have ruined relationships...... 1. Being myself. Bren R.
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Note to self: Do not be Bren.
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