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I didn't find the original post funny at all. As kidding goes, those types of statements are simply aggravating, not entertaining.
Your humour needs some polishing, like with a steel scrub pad.
(Notice the good example of 'kidding' humour and how it can be offensive).

Peter, see if Amie will take the cheque back and issue you a money order instead.
If your bank will not cash a money order in USD from a foreign bank (especially a Canadian one), then i suggest finding yourself a new place to do financial business.

update-Canadians don't have it so bad afterall

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M2i $255 ($340 Cnd) ------ awsome exchange rate:)
M3ti $275 ($360 Cnd) -----


and they are pretty good at hockey too:)

edit-cheseroo-alright. understood. are you Canadian per chance?

I don't think it was ever "officially" announced, but according to Amie, anyone signed up to host in-home auditions will be treated as an affiliate if a successful (i.e. non-returned) sale results.

Wow, Chess, I can't believe you took offense at that original post. It's not like he gave any of the real reasons why it sucks to be Canadian:)

What, like having a big unruly neighbor to the south?

ha!

Big and unruly are good qualities... except in women.
Seriously though, I don't get all the fuss about Canadian and U.S. relations. Most of us down here kind of consider Canada as like another state.

Just kidding. God save the Queen and all that, mate!

HaHa!!!! Will, the "like another state" was hillarious. Good show.

If you can't laugh at yourself.......

Preface: I AM CANADIAN (and these ARE funny)

You know you're from Canada when ...
1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
3. The mosquitoes have landing lights.
4. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
5. You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
6. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
7. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
8. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
10. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
11. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
12. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
13. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
14. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
15. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
16. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
17. You head south to go to your cottage.
18. You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
19. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
20. The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage making.
21. You find -40C a little chilly.
22. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
23. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels.
24. You can play road hockey on skates.
25. You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
26. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
27. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials
28. You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada"
29. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian friends.
30. You're wife/girlfriend's favorite position is "doggie Style". That way, she can watch Hockey Night in Canada as well.