 Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
|
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 12,077 Likes: 7
Founder, Axiom Upgrade Club shareholder in the making
|
Founder, Axiom Upgrade Club shareholder in the making
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 12,077 Likes: 7 |
|
|
|
Re: A Mans Journey...
|
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 7,786
axiomite
|
|
axiomite
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 7,786 |
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 33 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 40 I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that after 20 years of marriage she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
Fred
-------
Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
|
|
|
Re: A Mans Journey...
|
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 13,851 Likes: 15
shareholder in the making
|
|
shareholder in the making
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 13,851 Likes: 15 |
Your wish is my command... 
M80s VP180 4xM22ow 4xM3ic EP600 2xEP350
AnthemAVM60 Outlaw7700 EmoA500 Epson5040UB FluanceRT85
|
|
|
Re: A Mans Journey...
|
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 7,786
axiomite
|
|
axiomite
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 7,786 |
 The guy who sent me the email will appreciate those.
Fred
-------
Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
|
|
|
Re: A Mans Journey...
|
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 7,786
axiomite
|
|
axiomite
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 7,786 |
Fred
-------
Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
|
|
|
Re: A Mans Journey...
|
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 6,928
axiomite
|
|
axiomite
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 6,928 |
Some people just never got their fair share of grey matter.
Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
|
|
|
Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
|
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 16,441
shareholder in the making
|
|
shareholder in the making
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 16,441 |
I just watched this very entertaining CG cartoon about a rookie CIA agent's run-in with a pigeon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjUAnPc2VA
|
|
|
Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
|
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 7,786
axiomite
|
|
axiomite
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 7,786 |
Fred
-------
Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
|
|
|
Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
|
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 11,458
shareholder in the making
|
|
shareholder in the making
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 11,458 |
Yeah. Especially the eyes. 
Last edited by MarkSJohnson; 11/10/09 12:32 PM. Reason: (I stole a GIF from Jack just for this post!)
::::::: No disrespect to Axiom, but my favorite woofer is my yellow lab :::::::
|
|
|
Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
|
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 6,955
axiomite
|
|
axiomite
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 6,955 |
I find it very hard to believe that they could endure the high pressure spray of a car wash. Especially on...........the eyes.
I know my ..........eyes....are shrinking back into my body just thinking about it.
Also, depending on what options they paid for, waxing my ..........eyes.... also paints a disturbing picture that I don't want to think about, either.
I now understand why my dog never liked the car wash. He takes very good care when he washes his.........eyes.... also.
With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.
|
|
|
|
Forums16
Topics24,993
Posts442,752
Members15,648
| |
Most Online2,699
Aug 8th, 2024
|
|
|
0 members (),
592
guests, and
1
robot. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
|
