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You're not supposed to toss babies in the air??
Actually, I think I have some pictures as evidence that Stevie did not care to be thrown in the air.
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My son liked it, my daughter doesn't.
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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My dad used to do that with me, my mom told me, and one time he threw me a little too high which messed up his timing. . .and, well, the floor caught me instead.
That might explain a lot. . .
Last edited by St_PatGuy; 04/02/10 12:07 AM.
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kids bounce.
I mean bounce right back. after a week or so.
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Does bouncing off the ceiling count?
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Good stuff. I like the guy looking at his watch for "Drying Baby." At least he's timing it!
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I'm sorry, but Putting Baby to Bed the wrong way seemed to work just fine for "Eraserhead."
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Best bumper stickers sighted on highways this week:
1. Re-elect No One
2. Hey, dude, don't be so sexist. Bitches hate that!
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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My car sports several:
"Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country."
"Not even I can prevent narcissism"
"Evolution is just a theory - kind of like gravity!"
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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All good ones! Two all-time faves:
* Help Stamp Out Opera
* Ted Kennedy killed more people with his car than I have with my gun.
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