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More fuel for Tom's speculation that Bob has a bbigrig with a snowplow up there in Gangland.

I was convicted of theft before I sprang from the womb
They took me straight from my mother to a cell in the tombs
'cause I was a Catholic child
My blood ran red, my blood ran wild
I was a Catholic Boy
Conceived through pain, not through joy

Jim Carrol, R.I.P.

Seriously, everyone. Thanks for extending your warm feelings by going out of your way with three typed words and a mouseclick.

Lazy, I knew, but cheap, too?!?

For a belated birthday gift, a friend is taking me to see Patti Smith tonight------READ-----@ the Museum of Fine Arts.

I still wanna go. She's supposed to have been dead around the same time I was, so what the hell.

Besides, after 35 years of working at it, the program pic of her reveals that she has finally perfected the complete Keith Richards look. You could store pencils in her facial wrinkles.

I'll let you know tomorrow exactly how dull it was.

And see, when I'm lying, I always fess up. I'm not fessing about the 3-year-old with the poopy crucifix, though. No need.

BobKay = #winning

Still laughing.

Be careful or you might do a spit-take with your tiger blood.

Bob - I'm a little late to wish you a Happy Birthday!!!!

The good news is that you are getting to the point where you won't remember anyhow!!!!!!

Step right up, folks
And see Little Egypt do her
Famous dance of the Pyramids

She walks, she talks
She crawls on her belly
Like a reptile

Just one thin dime
One tenth of a dollar
Step right up, folks

I went and bought myself a ticket
And I sat down in the very first row
They pulled the curtain up and when
They turned the spotlight way down low

Little Egypt came out strutting
Wearing nothing but a
Button and a bow

Singing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Gitchee gitchee gitchee
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah

She had a ruby on her tummy and
A diamond big as Texas on her toe
She let her hair down and she did
The hoochie koochie real slow

When she did her special
Number on a zebra skin
I thought she'd stop the show

Singing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Gitchee gitchee gitchee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

She did a triple somersault
And when she hit the ground
She winked at the audience
And then she turned around

She had a picture of a
Cowboy tattooed on her spine
Saying Phoenix, Arizona
Nineteen forty-nine

Yeah, but let me tell you people
Little Egypt doesn't dance there anymore
She's too busy mopping and a taking
Care of shopping at the store

Cause we've got seven kids
And all day long they crawl
Around the floor

Singing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Gitchee gitchee gitchee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah......

My three words:
Bob has birthdays?

Bappy Birthday!