May is National Masturbation Month
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Don't just stand there, get out and celebrate National Masturbation Month. Link is pretty much safe for work. In related news, a Brazilian judge has ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer. I now have a new hero.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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In related news, a Brazilian judge has ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer. I now have a new hero. Yes, but the law only allows for the same porn SHE's watching! Now I have a new hero!
Last edited by GOD; 05/17/11 02:28 PM.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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It's hard to celebrate and type at the same time. . .
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shareholder in the making
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What if I can only masturbate to audiophile zombies?
Anyone ever wonder why I hang out here?
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I have often REFLECTed on that.
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That's the pinkest home page I've ever seen! Ew. Oh, and your avatar makes me think of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, which makes me think of Hunter Thompson, which makes me think of how old I am. And you say you chose your profession to fulfill your need to help others?
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Bob, as the Celtics and Lakers recently found out, Father Time is undefeated.
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ESAD!
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What, do I look German? I'm not into that genre ...
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You don't like to pump youself up?
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