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Except for the ones wearing checkered Al Borland t-shirts.
Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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Do those come with beards, too?
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The moths or Fred's undies?
Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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If i can't cut a board in half, well, I have a problem. Don't forget to subtract the width of your blade for each cut to get your actual final cut lengths... 
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I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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The moths or Fred's undies? I got... the non-bearded kind. Of undies.
Fred
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Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
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You said that in a Shatner voice, didn't you Fred?
Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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The moths or Fred's undies? I got... the non-bearded kind. Of undies. Fred, I think that the best way for you to keep moths out of your undies is to get a girlfriend. Of course, to prepare for the "3rd" date, you'll have to call in a professional. Don't sign any of those contracts for monthly service right away, either. You can call and schedule another treatment if she dumps you. Or, you could get lucky and meet the Orkin Girl.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Ken, be sure to wear protection when cutting cedar. The airborne particles are quite toxic. You should probably wear a dust mask, too.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Ken, be sure to wear protection when cutting cedar. The airborne particles are quite toxic. You should probably wear a dust mask, too. I imagine Ken wears a Darth Vader mask in the workshop.
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