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George Takei's Facebook page.
Great place to catch up on internet memes and other funny stuff. He consistently presents quality funnies.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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These are 3 recent Massachusetts news items I thought were funny.
A 100 year old woman was just found incompetent to stand trial for murder for the 2rd time! They first tried a couple of years ago, when her 100 year old nursing home roomate was found dead----strangled, with a plasctic bag over her head.
I guess living long has its rewards.
A suburban Boston policeman pulled over a woman driving erratically in her SUV. After determining that she had her child in the car and was drunk, he made her leave the car by the roadside and drove her to the police station where she called a friend to come get her. Her friend, also traveling with a child, arrived at the station to get her, also drunk. She was arrested as well.
Wonder who SHE called to fetch her?
An estranged married couple got into a fight last week on Cape Cod. It escalated to the point where he pulled out a gun and shot her. Being only wounded, she was able to whip out hers and shoot HIM---dead.
Getting through the desolation of winter on the Cape can be so hard.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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An estranged married couple got into a fight last week on Cape Cod. It escalated to the point where he pulled out a gun and shot her. Being only wounded, she was able to whip out hers and shoot HIM---dead. There's a moral somewhere in that there very short story...
Fred
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Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
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Couple of things this morning. Did you ever notice that no one in a beer commercial has a beer belly?! and 
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Couple of things this morning. Did you ever notice that no one in a beer commercial has a beer belly?! and He's a cute Rott mix. We can see that his owner is named Bubba and someone is about to ruin that (cheesy) Oriental by washing it with soap and water. Nice find, JP!
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It's amazing what the mind can miss when looking at a photo. I saw the dog, of course, and chuckled at the tattooed guy in the wife beater but somehow a pink bucket just didn't register. I'd make a lousy detective.
With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.
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The dog's teeth look clean, if that means anything.
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... someone is about to ruin that (cheesy) Oriental by washing it with soap and water. Hey, thanks for the tip. You saved my rug. So how do ya like my new tattoos? 
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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... someone is about to ruin that (cheesy) Oriental by washing it with soap and water. Hey, thanks for the tip. You saved my rug. So how do ya like my new tattoos? You can't fool us. That guy is NOT 6'13"!!!
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