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I just got this Freeycle email a moment ago. No wonder the pants are too long! A nice person gave me some clothes this week. However, the pants are too big. So I am paying it forward and offering them on Freecycle. They are office type of pants and one pair of jeans. I am 5.5 inches tall and they are too long for me. Unless you want to hem them I would respond if you are 5.6 and above.
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This happened yesterday...
I was in a record store with BobK and I asked him what he thought about Lionel Richie redoing his hits as country duets.
I got a very long vacant stare.
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You're lucky you were not injured. You probably deserved to be injured.
I'm just sayin......
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This happened yesterday.
I was in a record store with Chris. There was a 23 year old clerk wearing heels, fishnets and a pleated skirt that began at her waist and ended at her, umm, waist. I asked Chris many questions, but he never responed, since he was always looking away from me.
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I laughed really hard at Bob's post because it was so true.
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How did you know she was 23?
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Maybe he cut her in half and counted the rings?
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If she was blonde you start by asking her her mothers age. She will begin to reply with "Ummm Let's see, I'm 23 so......"
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She was slightly gothy, with just a strip of bright red on her long, dark hair. Big smile, bright and friendly. I've seen her in a white latex sex-slave-nurse outfit at Halloween in the store. I'm not kidding. I hate when something like that casues me to revisit my core values.
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And exactly WHERE is this record store located?
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