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Yes, for the crownheads and the the royal pains in the ass. Glad to be of service.

I always know you will be magnanimously inclusive, Peter. Thank you for the note on Anglophilia.

I think I caught that when I was in college. I'm pretty sure it still affects me. Occasionally, I will cough twice and then suddenly wave a British flag.

If this Giant Panda had of been on Wheels, I would have suspected Cam had joined in on the Montreal Riots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=y-QWZQou4jE

LMAO!

I thought this list of Zen wisdom had some good ones:

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
20. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Funny!

Some good ones, for sure. Thanks, Dan!

Cute,and funny, and #17 is SPOT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just was in my Wish List @ Amazon Music. I'd never had one before, because they're so dangerous. It's maybe a month old.

At the end of my list, as a second-bar tag, were items I don't recall wishing for, but there they were: a pair of cables for $6,995.00 and Pac Man Fever. LOL!!!!

Very witty, very witty.

I will get you, bbigwyres!