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I found my new auto parts store. They carry everything.

NICE. I was holding off changing stores for an Arc Generator for my Iron Man suite but time travel would take care of that nicely.

How is that possible?

Of course it is!

Meme for the day/weekend:

I had some fun with one of my physiotherapists last night.
I was there for my frozen shoulder (not a funny thing) and usually at the end of the night they hook me to tens machine for a while. So last night I wore my new t-shirt with the LED, Iron Man ARC Reactor replica under the shirt.

When she hooked me up and turned the dial on the machine to get the current going, I hit the button for the shirt and my chest started to glow. I wasn't sure if she would notice right away but she did and actually gave a quick little scream and jumped back a bit with her hand over her mouth.

Mission Accomplished!!

Awesome!

I had an umbilical hernia surgically repaired several years ago. My doctor was top-notch...he did four tours in Iraq as a surgeon and right after my surgery he went to head up the trauma surgery team at Dartmouth. He had a really easy-going disposition though, and a good sense of humor. Before the surgery, he came to check on me in the pre-op area and told me not to worry about his shaking hands. He hadn't had a drink yet that morning and after a couple, the trembles usually stop.

Anyway, a week after the surgery, I was in his office for a followup and for him to check the stitches. He walked in and ,while washing his hands, asked me how it was going.

With an absolutely straight face and tone, I told him that I think it was all pretty good..... though I'm surprised that it was still draining some blood and so much green puss a week after.

I could tell that he was seriously trying....but failing... to remain calm and composed when he said "OK, let's take a look at it".

I ran into him a couple of months later (he still lives in town) and he recognized me. He put me in a headlock and tried to give my scalp "noogies". He told me he still laughs at how "I got him".

Jeff Gordon's test drive.

HILLARIOUS!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5mHPo2yDG8&feature=youtu.be

That was pretty funny. I hope the salesman was wearing a diaper.