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Today I saw a sign over a recently vacated store front that read:
COMING SOON!
KYOTO
Chinese Restaurant
Excellent. Here's hoping their first special of the day is tacos.
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"Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose
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This is funny, but probably NSFW.
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One of my friends saw this guy on her way to work this morning. She did a u-turn and took the pic. LMFAO! 
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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That seems less funny than sad....
::::::: No disrespect to Axiom, but my favorite woofer is my yellow lab :::::::
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One of my friends saw this guy on her way to work this morning. She did a u-turn and took the pic. LMFAO! Your friend is lying1 That pic is old and off the internet. I KNOW this, because I haven't had those shoes for three years.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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So yesterday, I'm out kayaking and stop into a beach to rest, eat lunch and have a swim. While I'm swimming I see a couple going by in a pair of sit-on-top kayaks. Something caught my eye as being funny on the girls kayak. At first I thought her feet were just sticking up near the bow but that would have given her insanely long legs. Then, what I thought were maybe feet moved from side to side. No feet should move like that!! It almost looked like something alive.
So I swim out to get closer, trying not to appear too obvious about my curiosity. Sure enough, there was a fairly large lizard of some kind riding happily along on the front of her boat. Her unnaturally twisting toes were actually this creatures head looking side to side.
First, I wondered if it could swim. Then, when it turned its pokey eyes to stare at me, I mainly wondered if it could swim faster than I could.
They waved & said "hi" and I said "hi" as if I see lizards every day and then I swam back to shore. It became a very surreal experience, I have to say.
With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.
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t became a very surreal experience, I have to say. ...and that's the last time I took acid.
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Pump-air-powered shotgun that shoots salt at insects. Great sound effects. http://youtu.be/LYAAy8Q_smU
bibere usque ad hilaritatem
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Implication from wearing a "Canada" shirt.... Linky.
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